function randomDarling() {
text1 = new Array 
text1[0] = "älskling" 
text1[1] = "sevgilim" 
text1[2] = "liebling" 
text1[3] = "elskan" 
text1[4] = "dorogaya" 
text1[5] = "kochany" 
text1[6] = "kochana" 
text1[7] = "querido" 
text1[8] = "querida" 
text1[9] = "liefling" 
text1[10] = "chéri" 
text1[11] = "chérie" 
text1[12] = "shiatzi" 
text1[13] = "doopri" 
text1[14] = "tesoro" 
text1[15] = "hanini" 
text1[16] = "habibi" 
text1[17] = "habibti" 
text1[18] = "dragi" 
text1[19] = "draga" 
text1[20] = "yubyj" 
text1[21] = "miiljums" 
text1[22] = "dragã" 
text1[23] = "dragi" 
text1[24] = "draga" 
text1[25] = "elskling" 
text1[26] = "kohanyj" 
text1[27] = "skattebol" 
text1[28] = "lieveling" 
text1[29] = "lieveling" 
text1[30] = "briny marlin" 
text1[31] = "me ud flower" 
text1[32] = "brangusis" 
text1[33] = "brangioji" 
text1[34] = "querido" 
text1[35] = "querida" 
text1[36] = "miiljotais" 
text1[37] = "miiljotaa" 
text1[38] = "sithandwa" 
text1[39] = "" 
text1[40] = "" 

text2 = new Array 
text2[0] = "Darling in Swedish" 
text2[1] = "Darling in Turkish" 
text2[2] = "Darling in German" 
text2[3] = "Darling in Icelandic" 
text2[4] = "Darling in Russian" 
text2[5] = "Darling(m) in Polish" 
text2[6] = "Darling(f) in Polish" 
text2[7] = "Darling(m) in Spanish" 
text2[8] = "Darling(f) in Spanish" 
text2[9] = "Darling in Afrikaans" 
text2[10] = "Darling(m) in French" 
text2[11] = "Darling(f) in French" 
text2[12] = "Darling in Kazakstani" 
text2[13] = "Darling in Czechoslovakian" 
text2[14] = "Darling in Italian" 
text2[15] = "Darling in Maltese" 
text2[16] = "Darling(m) in Arabic" 
text2[17] = "Darling(f) in Arabic" 
text2[18] = "Darling(m) in Croatian" 
text2[19] = "Darling(f) in Croatian" 
text2[20] = "Darling in Ukranian" 
text2[21] = "Darling in Latvian" 
text2[22] = "Darling in Romanian" 
text2[23] = "Darling(m) in Slovenian" 
text2[24] = "Darling(f) in Slovenian" 
text2[25] = "Darling in Norwegian" 
text2[26] = "Darling in Ukranian" 
text2[27] = "Darling in Afrikaans" 
text2[28] = "Darling in Dutch" 
text2[29] = "Darling in Flemish" 
text2[30] = "Darling in Cockney" 
text2[31] = "Darling in Irish" 
text2[32] = "Darling(m) in Lithuanian" 
text2[33] = "Darling(f) in Lithuanian" 
text2[34] = "Darling(m) in Portuguese" 
text2[35] = "Darling(f) in Portuguese" 
text2[36] = "Darling(m) in Latvian" 
text2[37] = "Darling(f) in Latvian" 
text2[38] = "Darling in Xhosa" 
text2[39] = "Darling in " 
text2[40] = "Darling in " 

	var ranNum = Math.round(Math.random()*39);
	if (ranNum < 0 || ranNum > 38) {
		var mytext1 = text1[0];
		var mytext2 = text2[0];
	} else {
		var mytext1 = text1[ranNum];
		var mytext2 = text2[ranNum];
	}
	document.write('<span class="sub2">' + mytext1 + '</span><br>' + mytext2);
}